Credit card debt have you drowning financially? You’re not alone. The average American household carries $9,205 in credit card debt, according to CardWeb, an online industry tracker. Not managed properly, this debt can come to eat up all of your disposable income leaving little or nothing for bare necessities. Some people in this situation respond by charging more but that will only get you further in trouble.

Fail to plan and you plan to fail

There is this cliché that states that if you fail to plan you plan to fail. The first thing you need to do is evaluate where you want to be. Do you want freedom from your credit card burden? Is so, you need to develop a different action plan to the one you are currently following. Makes sense doesn’t it?

Start by listing all of the debt you currently owe along with a list of what your monthly obligations are for each debt. At the top of the page, list the amount of income available to pay these debts after essentials like food, hydro, etc… are taken out. When listing essentials, it’s important to include a certain amount for clothes, medical and entertainment because no matter how good your intentions, you will spend some money in these areas. If you budget ahead for them, you are less likely to just waste it.

Start paying one credit card first

Don’t try to pay off all of your credit cards at once. Doing this will take too long and end up discouraging you. You’re better off concentrating on getting one card paid off, then putting the money you’ve freed up from that one card and applying it to the next one and so forth.

Which credit card charges you the highest rate of interest? Start with that one. Pay the minimum due on all of your credit cards expect for the one you have chosen to focus on first. On that card, put as much money as your budget allows onto the card after all of your expenses and debts have been factored in. Keep doing this month after month until the credit card balance goes to zero.

Loose all credit cards except one

Plan to keep one major credit card for unexpected expenses, car rentals and emergencies. Get rid of all your other cards as you pay them off. Most people can’t resist the temptation to spend money on a clean card. If this describes you, you’re better off without many credit cards than you are to get right back into deep credit card debt.

Follow this plan, and depending on how much you owe, in a year or so, you should have pretty much achieved credit card debt freedom!

EzineArticles Expert Author Joe Duchesne

Joe Duchesne is the webmaster of Bootdebt.com a website dedicated to helping people with credit card debt, debt consolidation, getting out of debt and becoming financially literate. Reprint freely as long as you keep this resource box and include a live keyword rich link back to my website.


30.09.2007. | Categories: Managing Credit | Comments Off

Bad Credit is not beyond reality. In fact today, it is almost the neighbour next door! This is a common misconception that we as borrowers tend to conceive when it comes to taking a loan. Today, the pace of life is constantly bettering its own record with price hikes and rises in the standard of living becoming a regular feature. Circumstances have made it logical to take loans to meet the requirements of day to day life. Many of us take this step and falter i.e. we fail to keep to our loan repayment terms and therefore end up with something called “Bad Credit”. Bad credit doesn’t happen to one in a million. It happens to many of us.

Bad credit is sometimes unavoidable in case of a family crisis, a financial crunch or a medical emergency arising during the loan term. At such times, it becomes difficult to make regular loan repayments. Result: “Bad Credit”. A bad credit score definitely makes our loan-journey a little less smooth but definitely not impossible.
Bad credit can be caused by: Defaulting in payments, Bankruptcy, County Court Judgements (C.C.J’s), Arrears, etc.

The growing number of people falling prey to bad credit has made it clear to lenders that they cannot do without doing business with defaulters. It is also illogical to penalize people for defaulting due to unavoidable circumstances. Besides, there are few means to guarantee that people otherwise rated with perfect credit, will not default on the loan. Since lenders have started accepting this fact, they have opened up new avenues specially catering to those with bad credit like bad credit personal loans, bad credit car loans, bad credit debt consolidation, etc.

Bad credit is bad after all and so has its drawbacks:

• Most loan requests by those with bad credit are declined.
Lenders prefer avoiding the risk they will have to face if they grant a loan to a person with bad credit. After all, it is money at stake!

• The few loans granted, too, come with extravagant interest rates.
To balance the bad credit and risk, lender charge exorbitant interest and inflexible terms even on basic loans. Besides this, bad credit loans, bad credit consolidation, etc. all come with extremely high rates. So, humongous interest is inevitable.

• Approval of such loans is time-consuming.
For secured loans, your details, credibility and collateral is thoroughly scrutinized and reinvestigated. This delays the approval procedure significantly. Unsecured loans are practically impossible to get as there is nothing to guarantee repayment to the lender.

Few tips on how to improve your credit score to get the loan you want:
• Reduce the number of debts/loans you have:
While paying off all your lenders concurrently, concentrate on 1 particular debt and pay it off completely to stop debtors from making negative reports against your credit.

• Offer collateral that has high value in comparison to the loan amount:
All a lender needs is assurance that he is going to get his money back. High-valued collateral provides this (in case of secured loans). But make sure that the loan amount you request for is considerably lower that the collateral value.

• Take only that amount or those loans that you really need:
After gauging your requirement, apply for more or less the same amount and not for something that’s over the top. Sometimes, taking a loan is the easy way out; try to repay what you already owe instead and do it on time.

• Make use of a co-signer:
The better your credit score, the better your rates. Make use of a co-signer with perfect credit. Lenders verify your co-signer’s details while you repay the loan. This helps you get loans with better rates and better terms. Try to regain the lender’s trust.

• Stack up your cash assets:
Cash assets are important. Lenders like to see at least 6 months of cash reserves in the bank. This can mean a savings account, money market, or CD.

Clear your tracks and start from scratch; but start well. Resolve to make your payments on time. Every loan is tailored to your needs and financial standing, so choose wisely. You must have extensive knowledge about current rates and options to finalize any loan. Take expert advice from knowledgeable people. Getting as many quotes from as many lenders as possible simplifies the situation. Don’t lose hope; remember … bad credit is not the end!!

Marsha Claire is offering loan advice for quite some time. To find UK debt consolidation loan, debt management, debt advice visit http://www.ukdebtconsolidations.co.uk


30.09.2007. | Categories: University of Loans | Comments Off

It seems keywords are making the top of SEO list time and time again. The problem is that some optimizers do not understand the rightful purpose of keywords. Keywords should not be solely embedded for the purpose of reaching the top of search engines. Search Engine Optimization should not be the primary focus of any website. The primary and number 1 focus should always be the visitors. If you create a website for your audience and for your visitors then you should rank fairly. I can’t see why any legitimate website can not rank properly within search engines, after time and dedication. Search Engine Optimization main purpose is ranking faster within search engines. Instead of gaining a good balance of traffic within 1 or more years, it is possible to gain a good balance of traffic within 6-9 months with SEO.

Keywords play a major factor in SEO and search engines in general, but the question is are keywords for the search engines or the visitors? The visitors are the ones who are trying to find your site by typing in a keyword, but the search engine is the one locating your site and delivering your site to the visitor based on the searched keywords. Therefore I would have to say, keywords, visitors, and search engines all work hand in hand, but if you focus on the visitor and not the search engine, then you will reap greater rewards. A webmaster should have a plentiful of quality and researched keywords, which becomes the sites core. To receive a good balance of keywords you need to think like your visitors or know how your visitors think. It boils down to research and tracking your visitors. Tracking visitors on your site is business-wise and is not an unethical practice, it’s your website (business). In an offline business you are well aware when a visitor opens the door to your business and comes in the store, the same applies online. It becomes unethical when you continue to track visitors when they exit your site, when you invade visitors’ privacy, or when you intentionally collect personal information about a visitor without their consent or knowledge. Tracking a visitor within your site does not need to be intense, the common web log files are helpful enough. With the web log files you should be able to track the keyword used to find your website, track where a visitor came from to find your site (the referrer), track the total number of unique visitors, track the total number of all visitors, track how many pages were viewed, track the path visitors take within your site, and much more information is available through the web logs. There are many tools that can translate your raw web log files into graphical and legible text, such as: Nihuo or Web Log Expert which both offers a free log analyzer download as well as an inexpensive analyzer for more detailed stats and more features. There are other upscale web log analyzers which are mostly for enterprises or larger sites but are extremely detailed and rewarding, such as: Web Trends, Deep Matrix, or Urchin (which has recently been acquired by the search engine giant ‘Google’). Knowing your visitors can only benefit your site. If you have a new website without any visits then you will not have the benefit of knowing your visitors and you will have to create your visitors habits, by using good judgment and research to determine which keywords best suits your site. Your best effort should provide you with at least 250 keywords and keyword phrases, depending on your site category.
 
Once you have tracked your visitors and/or have completed researching keywords, you are ready to make informed decisions and begin the process of elimination. Many argue to stay away from popular or general keywords because the market for popular and general keywords is flooded and over-crowded, you will never be able to compete. My sentiments exactly, but remember keywords are for humans not search engines…so yes, I recommend including popular and general keywords as long as the keyword(s) show room for opportunity. Meaning, it has been used by your visitors…as a solitaire keyword or within a keyword phrase. Creating keyword phrases is important because at least 95% of internet users search using keyword phrases, not many use one word. With that said, you should still include a few solitaire keywords. Use singular and plural expressions for keywords. Once you have gathered all your keywords make two lists, one list can be titled active keywords…keywords which you are currently using or plan to use in the near future. The second list can be titled inactive keywords…keywords which have been eliminated and may never be used. Eliminate keywords based on your research, visitor data, and site category. Regardless how general your site is try to have only one focus audience, this zooms in on your target, makes marketing the site easier, and more successful. When done eliminating you should have a plentiful of keywords and keyword phrases. Generally, the goal should be to have at least a combination of 100 keywords and keyword phrases. This number may be greater or lesser depending on your site category/niche market. Keyword research can be accomplished a number of ways. I would recommend using best judgment and sticking to your site topic. If your site is about “the rules of playing baseball” then anything pertaining to the rules of baseball should be included as keywords. Remember think like your visitors, if you were a visitor looking for ‘the rules of baseball’ how would you search…your search words would probably be something like ”rules of playing baseball”….”baseball playing rules”….”playing baseball rules”….rules of baseball”….”baseball rules”….”how to play baseball”….”baseball and the rules”…if your site contains the ‘rules of baseball’ then each of those keyword phrases will be sufficient for inclusion into your active keyword list. A few links that can help with keyword research are: NicheBot, Wordtracker, Google Keyword Tool, Digital Point Keyword Tool. Some of the main attributes which you want to research is how often the keyword/keyword phrase is searched for within search engines, how much competition there is for the keyword/keyword phrase, and if you are considering pay-per-click then you would probably like to know the average cost per click for each keyword/keyword phrase. You should not rely 100% on any of these reports or other reports from any third-party because there are many deterrence which may offset the reports, you should collect data from each of them and derive a census report which will allow you to make an informed decision.
 
Think about your visitors each step of the way when using keywords. Which keywords will catch their attention, directly or indirectly? Meaning, if a user searches for ‘baseball rules’ then when the search engine searches through billions of web pages…it should pull your web page into the results because you have a entire website dedicated to baseball rules and the entire site is centered around keywording. When the search engine crawls through the billions of web pages it should see that your web page title has “baseball rules” within the title, your meta-tag description has “baseball rules” within the description, your meta-tag keywords have “baseball rules” within the keywords, the link to the page is titled “baseball_rules.htm”, and the content on the web page itself has a proper amount of keyword density, basically, the keyword phrase “baseball rules” is plastered throughout the web page mostly leading towards the top of the page. I know most of what I have just mentioned is Search Engine Optimization practices and techniques, yes, that is true, but in actuality the entire process is for the visitors not the search engine. If you create your site easier for the search engine to find then the visitor will also find it easier and faster, but at all times it is important to keep the visitor in mind. Many SEO practicioners would include any keyword about baseball such as: “baseball”…”major leagues”….”major league baseball”….”minor leagues”….”minor league baseball”….”atlanta braves”….”new york yankees”….”baseball players”….etc. Those keywords are for the search engines not the visitors. If a visitors enters “atlanta braves” as a search keyword and your link is displayed as an result the visitor will be disappointed when he clicks on your link and does not find any solid information pertaining to the “atlanta braves”…instead he/she is greeted with “baseball rules”. The visitor will immediately back out without referencing your site or indexing it for later retrieval because it does not pertain to their search quest. Once in a while you may become lucky and get someone who stays because it does mention baseball, but if you tracked conversions, it would surely sink, using this method. The better you target your visitors the more success you will have on the web. Properly using keywords to target your visitors and not the search engines will aid in more ways than one. It will create a healthy online circuit and greater chance for success. Imagine if each time you search the web…you had a perfect search! You only needed to search once, because exactly what you were looking for was found in the first results.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Ant Onaf is the owner and founder of www.JournalHome.com. He is an online internet marketer, web advertiser, and IT consultant. Ant Onaf has years of IT-related experience and Internet-related experience. His ingenuity, dedication, and passion for technology & internet marketing have made him a monumental icon in the World Wide Web. His blog can be visited at http://www.journalhome.com/


30.09.2007. | Categories: Dogs & Cats & Others | Comments Off

Before giving our view on the best silver miner in the world a little background information is necessary. First, the reader should ask why invest in the mining industry at all? The answer to us is covered in our third rule of silver investing below.

This third rule of Silver Investing can be found in the global-investor book of Investing Rules.

This rule is one that many silver investors know quite well and the joys of watching your mining stock outperform the increase in bullion prices by a factor of two or three to one is exciting. However, leverage works in both directions and when the price of the precious metals fall back the mining shares fall back hard. This is normal market behavior and should be anticipated by the savvy metals investor.

Again, mining shares analysis is difficult and in the speculative area nearly impossible. Because of this fact, it is important to do your own homework carefully. Also you can subscribe to a service that provides insights into this area. We do our best to diversify and to give clear signals to area we think have merit. However, we are only human and have made errors in the past. It is the nature of investing that you cannot be 100% accurate, although for the first two years our report did have nothing but winners. Those days are over and in today’s market is it more important that ever to be careful and use proper money management.

If you do not wish to put in the time and effort required to succeed in this area of investing, we suggest you consider a gold mutual fund. Even with professional management not all companies are winners, but with proper diversification total results mirror the general gold equity market. Unfortunately, there is not a silver mutual fund at this time. This is a question we are asked quite often.

The Ten Rules of Silver Investing was available to paid subscribers only but we have decided to make it available for free to anyone that joins our free email list …

Requirements of a well run mining company

The best Silver Miner in the world needs to not only anticipate the future but also contain as many costs as possible. This can be done to varying degrees but fixed costs are great expenditures and variable costs are becoming more “variable” by the minute. The costs of power, water, and labor seem to be increasing without end.

The infrastructure needs to be examined for roads, power, water, and environmental concerns. The political climate is a prime factor in determining the merit of a project, especially in today’s global environment.

Naturally the geology is of prime importance. An accurate geological model needs to be developed which includes data from drill holes, test pit sampling, quality and grade analysis, and what additional drilling may be required. Enough data needs to be verified for a Canadian company to be National Instrument 43-101 compliant.

A preliminary financial analysis includes the anticipated cost of capital and what is expected for the prices of the minerals going forward. Guess wrong here and your whole project can be in jeopardy.

So by now you know most of the risks and would like our opinion of the best Silver Miner in the World. It is simply Berkshire Hathaway yes Mr. Warren Buffet may prove to be the best silver miner of all time!

Why would we consider Berkshire to be the best in the world?

1. No environmental impact statement was required for this mine.
2. No 43-101 statement was necessary
3. All geological data becomes unnecessary
4. Low overhead—very few employees
5. Political problems reduced substantially
6. Fix costs known—price of silver at time of purchase
7. Variable costs (known?) –storage costs

Why is Berkshire the best miner? Profit, yes profit, even adjusted for inflation Berkshire has a profit in silver, this is not the case for almost the entire silver mining industry. Some will argue this is not a miner at all, and of course that point is obvious, what is not so obvious is how smart it is to let others mine silver at a loss, and then pick up the end fungible product at a cost lower than theirs.

Ted Butler did a nice article on the Buffett purchase of silver. What is so fascinating is that Buffett mined silver right off the exchange at a cost below what most miners are able to do. In fact as of last year not one primary silver miner showed a profit for the entire year. A few quarters of profit yes but on an annual basis no! This will change for fiscal year 2005 in our view and one of these companies has been in our speculative list for some time now. Please bear in mind we are speaking of total costs, not cash costs which miners are so fond of speaking about which neglect the actual costs associated with the mining of ore.

However, the point to be made is that a synthetic mining company is exactly what the marketplace needs at this time. The synthetic miner simply takes silver below the true (total cost)1 of production and stores in away. This would entail, a silver purchase program dealing with real silver obtained under strict requirements that should yield positive returns to investors.

At this time the preliminary work has been accomplished to begin such a synthetic mining company. The initial circumstances require that institutional investors only be allowed to participate, however once established another may be available to the general investing public. However to implement this plan silver would need to be near the current price in inflation adjusted terms. If silver shoots up from here, then the proposal simply would not be as effective. In other words, Buffett is a lock whether someone else can duplicate this remains to be determined. A free market approach to the proposed Silver ETF may be something the market needs currently.

In fact the proposed Silver ETF has some very interesting points we find for example:

The Official Sector

Unlike gold, there are no official statistics published by the International Monetary Fund, Bank of International Settlements, or national banks on silver holdings by national governments. The main reason for this is that silver is generally not recognized as a reserve asset. Consequently, there are very limited silver stocks held by governments. According to GFMS Limited in World Silver Survey 2005, at the end of 2004, government held silver bullion stocks total 164 Moz. Silver holdings held by the central banks and governments equal only a 10-week supply whereas for gold it is estimated that governments hold approximately the equivalent of 10 to 12 years of supply. Recently, countries like Russia, China and India have reduced their holdings of silver.

What is also interesting is what the proposed Silver ETF has to say about the U.S. dollar.

Between 2002 and 2004 the price of silver increased due to a number of factors. Among such factors are the decline in the U.S. dollar against other currencies, the poor performance of U.S. and other major equities markets, a surge in investment demand in commodities as an asset class generally, strength in fabrication demand, and the low level of forward selling by mining companies.

Sound bullish to you? It certainly does to us.

The key fact that very few outside of the precious metals community even consider is what Ibbitson Associates 2 stated in their conclusion on portfolio diversification with gold, silver, and platinum.

Quoting: Of the seven asset classes, the precious metals asset class is the only one with a negative average correlation to the other asset classes. Excluding cash, precious metals is the only asset class with a positive correlation coefficient with inflation. Precious metals provide a substantial hedge against inflation and provided a positive returns when they were needed most. End quote.

Further on in the conclusion section this report states investors can potentially improve the reward-to-risk ratio in conservative, moderate, and aggressive asset allocations by including precious metals with allocations of 7.1%, 12.5%, and 15.7% respectively.

Since many financial planners basically use a “cookie-cutter” approach to preparing retirement plans this Ibbitson study definitely will upset any astute in that industry that continue to learn. What would a CFP say to a client that had paid for proper diversification only to find our later that no exposure to the precious metals was given? Especially if this client knew that the precious metals is the only asset with a negative average correlation to the other asset classes.

We have suggested that during the second leg of this major bull market that more institutions will move into the sector and many private investors will begin to move into the precious metals as well. Now Certified Financial Planners have a tool and knowledge to move into real physical metal it may have an impact.

Coming back to Berkshire Hathaway, a special report about Buffett and Silver was written several years ago and is free to our paid subscribers, but one of the most profound aspects of his purchase is that it amounted to less than two percent of Berkshire’s holdings at the time. If Buffett were to bring Berkshire’s holdings to the conservative seven percent as outlined by Ibbitson Associates it would require more than twice the amount of silver presently on the Comex at this time.

Certainly there is much more to the silver story than supply and demand, in fact one of the most important points is proper portfolio diversification.

The Silver Investor
The Official site for the Serious Metals Investor
October 20, 2005

1 Total Costs include all direct and indirect operating cash costs related directly to the physical activities of producing metals, including mining, processing and other plant costs, third-party refining and marketing expense, on-site general and administrative costs, royalties and mine production taxes, net of by-product revenues earned from all metals other than the primary metal produced at each unit. This cost varies as grade, labor, and energy, transportation, and other third party costs increase.

2 Ibbotson Associates 225 North Michigan Avenue Suite 700, Chicago, Il 60601 Professor Roger G. Ibbotson, the company founder and Chairman, pioneered collecting the requisite data used in asset allocation and in quantifying the benefits of diversification. The firm continues to provide solutions to investment and finance problems for a diverse set of market. Ibbotson /Associates fills a growing need in the finance industry as a single-source provider of investment knowledge, expertise, and technology.

David Morgan has a BS in Engineering and a Masters in Business (finance and international business). David has been a private economist and precious metals analyst for over twenty years. He adheres to the Austrian School of Economics, although his degree is not from the Mises Institute.

Mr. Morgan is a contributor to FreeMarketNews.com and has written numerous articles, some of which may be viewed at Gold-Eagle Mr. Morgan also writes Silver-Investor.com Newsletter. His e-mail newsletter is issued on a monthly basis and includes economic news, overall financial health of the global economy, currency problems ahead. Mr. Morgan pours over nearly every metals, economic, and financial newsletter and business publication and digests it to save his readers valuable time and money! Reviews current trends, long term fundamentals, and specific information required for any investor, especially the serious silver or precious metal investor.


30.09.2007. | Categories: Investment Management | Comments Off

Your home is the most important place. It is the place that you go to after a hard day’s work. It is closely associated with the feeling of warmth, and it is surely not a surprise that so many things rely on the special feeling that your home gives you. Although there’s no place like home, within a matter of minutes your home can become a prison of your fears, where one mistake may result in a catastrophe. The feeling of having your house burglarized leaves you full of terror in the one place that you felt safe.
Although they are vaguely similar, the terms “robbery” and “burglary” are often misused. The Black’s Law Dictionary, 5th edition, defines burglary (which is referred as larceny in the state of Florida) as “ the breaking and entering of a dwelling house of another with the intent to commit a crime.” Usually a burglary happens when no one is home, or late at night, such as the infamous “cat-burglaries.” On the other hand, a robbery occurs when force is used. The force can be as simple as pulling a purse off of someone’s arm or by threatening someone with a weapon.
Outside
A simple outdoor motion sensor light can provide you with security against night time burglaries. With the ability to adjust the area to be lighted, the sensitivity of the sensor, as well as the duration that the lights shine, this is a simple, yet effective way to keep unwanted people away from your home. If you have outside lights already, leave them on. If the outside of your home is dark, the intruder is able to hide in the cover of darkness. If you have to leave town for extended periods of time, stop both newspaper deliveries and mail, or have a neighbor collect it for you. Piles of these accumulating in your box can be noticeable to burglars.
Inside
Invest in a timer. Timers allow you to set a on/off time for electrical items, such as lamps or the radio. If you are going to be back late at night, leave a light on inside your home, preferably at the center of your house. Overhead florescent lights provide large amounts of light at low running costs. If you have verticals or blinds, close them. By leaving them open it allows burglars to see what you have inside your home before they break in. Always keep all of your doors and windows locked. If you leave your doors unlocked, it allows burglars to enter and leave quickly, without any signs of forced entry. Do not go to sleep with your windows open. This also provides a easy entry point for burglars. If you have a burglar alarm system, use it. This will notify either the police or surrounding neighbors of the break in. If you do not have a burglar alarm you can normally get one for about a hundred dollars or buy a dog. A large sized dog, even if it is not vicious, will make noise. The bigger the dog, the less likely a burglar will bother with your home.
Although there are no sure-fire ways to prevent your house from being burglarized, following the above listed steps will let you sleep safer. Active preventive measures on your part will reduce your chances of becoming a victim of this crime.

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30.09.2007. | Categories: Gardening Center | Comments Off

BLUFFERS GUIDE TO PLAYING JAZZ. Notes about playing jazz; a fun
guide to this inventive music.

Yup, notes are the problem. How many to play, which ones, and at
what time.

Guitars Guitarists are known by their desire to play one or two
extra notes on their instrument after the song has ended. This
works well in the early part of the gig, but sooner or later the
drummer notices what happens and will cover their final odd
notes with a short flourish on the drums. Later still, the alto
player joins in. In the hands of professionals this becomes an
extended improvised coda which surprises everyone since it bears
no relation to the song at all. Guitarists try to sit next to
drummers but a long way from pianists. There is no known reason
why. Perhaps it is because pianists can use all ten fingers at
the same time.

Ending songs This is one of the most difficult bits in jazz to
do properly. Some bands are on record as not knowing how to do
it at all, and once the final melody has been played out,
someone then strikes up with another solo. (True) This makes for
fascinating and meaningful social interaction within the group.
This is one reason why audiences prefer to watch jazz players
rather than listen to them.

Starting solos Knowing where the 1 is tests the mettle of all
soloists. For some of them, listening to the music itself is of
little help, and they need someone to nod them in on time.
Singers are particularly prone to starting problems and
frequently offer themselves to band leaders who look after them
in this regard.

Playing duff solos If you play a duff solo it is because you
have forgotten where you are in the song, or forgotten what key
you are supposed to be playing at that moment, or because you
are out of it anyway. After you have finished everyone goes
quiet - although everyone knows where you went wrong and will
talk about it behind your back. The thing to do is to ask the
band loudly, “Did someone cross the beat at bar 23?” The band
will look at the drummer, who will say “Sorry” and you are off
the hook.

Drummers Drummers usually take up the instrument as part of an
anger management course. You can’t play as many notes as a
drummer plays and worry about what key you are in as well. There
are too many jokes about drummers, too often told in public
announcements for them to feel totally at ease at all times. A
bit of tlc to drummers pays off.

Double bass Double bass players have feelings of insecurity, and
carry their instruments to gigs as self-abasement. They feel bad
because they always play far fewer notes than anyone else but
receive the same money. They are given occasional solos to play
because the rest of the band want a lift in the van going home
afterwards. The bassist will love it and will smile shyly if you
tell him that his is the most important instrument in the band.
This has the advantage of being true, unlike everything you say
to everyone else about how good they sound. Sincerity needs to
be practiced.

Classical musicians playing jazz Jazz players all have feelings
of self-doubt when they play with classically trained players.
Jazz workshop groups sometimes attack classical newcomers
immediately by advising “Just follow the 2-5-1 progressions,
dropping down to a minor third in the bridge.” They then destroy
the classical player by taking their music away from them, and
immediately starting in the count in. Professionals raise their
game here by saying, “Let’s do it in Gb” and then starting the
count in, in double time.

The way for classical musicians to get their own back is to
suggest that the piano or guitar player plays the melody. These
people can only read chords and not dots so they are cooked.

Pianists Pianists are up against time. They know too much. They
know about harmony and chord progressions. They have to make a
decision between 786 different chords and voicings, plus
substitute chords, they have ten fingers to use and the
possibility of using any of seventy-four scales. They are also
the only people who can see every note they are going to play,
which somehow contrives to make the problem worse. A fast swing
piece at 240 bpm with two chords in each bar means they have 0.5
of a second to decide whether to play the altered chord, or the
diminished chord, or the straightforward dominant 7th or maybe
even a flat sixth triad in the upper structure and how to voice
it and which inversion to use. (Which fingers on which notes) In
addition they have to do something interesting with the fingers
of their right hand. This all may seem a bit technical but it
indicates why there is so much turmoil going on inside pianists
heads and why they all end up playing by ear like everyone else
after the first four bars. It is little wonder that they are
bald and introverted. It is also the reason why they are so
condescending to the rest of the group.

Saxophone players The problem here is that they are recruited
and trained by other saxophone players. Personality tests shows
that they are exhibitionists, first and foremost. Some of them
are social contrarians who will play in a scruffy T-shirt with
We Love Atlantic City on the front. These people will always
play with a very dirty instrument. But a dirty instrument many
also be a much loved archeological find. They are taught that
their aim in soloing is to play as many different scales as
possible at a very fast pace and never to acknowledge that the
rhythm section is telling the audience, and them, where the
music is in reality. Later on in life, saxophone players realise
that they really need to know more about chords and progressions
so they buy a small keyboard in order to see the notes. Then
they find that there is a lot of mental effort involved in
learning about progressions and so on, so they end up playing
the blues scale 99.9% of the time.

Trumpeters Trumpeters are nearly always male and are in it only
for the sex. If they play loud, and very high they can attract
women from miles around. Not for nothing was triple tonguing
invented by a trumpeter.

Jazz singers No one in a band can make the musicians change the
usual key of the song except a female singer.

If the singer smiles at them and says thank you then the rhythm
section will forgive her for not coming in on time, not finding
the right note and for talking to the audience while the
soloists are playing. Male singers have to stick with the key
the music was written in.

Playing simple jazz. The simplest way an amateur can play a jazz
solo is to turn down the sound control on the amplifier.
Afterwards you should ask if there was something amiss with the
sound balance. Experienced amateurs realise that there are seven
notes in each scale. (Actually there are eight notes in the
diminished scale but only pianists know that.) Players can cut
down the amount of notes they have to think about by 28% if they
only use the pentatonic scales. (5 notes in each pentatonic
scale, saving 2 notes. 2 notes saved out of 7 equals 28%. Music
is very mathematical)

Theoretically, you can cut the number of notes used in a solo to
four if you just use tetratonic groups. (This is the pentatonic
scale minus one note). But very few people know this, and it has
never been tried in anger. It is mentioned only by clever dicks
who want to get one back on the pianist.

(Actually the chromatic scale has 12 notes in it - but this is
so obvious that even Rover Scouts can work it out, and no one
can use it for long before being thrown out of the band.)

Jazz teaching Jazz teachers will tell you that there are no bad
notes in jazz only “poor” choices. They say that if you can play
immediately a semi-tone below or above your bum note you will
get out of trouble. In theory this may or may not be true but by
the time you’ve tried it the band has gone ahead with another
couple of bars by which time the “corrected note” will now have
become a bum note so no one has ever found out. Look behind at
the motives of jazz teachers who say this kind of thing. Jazz
teachers want you to like them and keep hiring them which is why
they tell you this crap. You are their living after all. It is
possible to make so many poor choices, that you get thrown out
of the band.

Deps This heading is to test you, to see if you know the “in”
words in jazz. Band leaders hate it when people can’t turn up
for the gig. People always claim illness but it is usually
because they have got another gig that night which pays a bit
more. Sometimes band leaders insist on you providing and
rehearsing your own deputy. (”Dep” - see it now?) Never ever
bring a dep who is better at playing jazz than you are.
Otherwise, in the long run you will have to go back to looking
at the small ad cards in musical instrument shops. By the way
the yanks don’t say dep but sub (substitute) but that could be
confused with tritone sub so stick with the English.

Avoiding copyright fees No copyright exists if you wait 70 years
after the death of the last surviving composer. You can bring
this event forward by several years if you let the composer hear
you improvising on his music. Jerome Kern hated jazz.

Copyright exists only in the melody, no one can copyright
chords. This is how bebop was started by a bunch of crafty but
poor musicians. They took the chords used in standard songs and
then invented new melodies over the top of them. This is how
Ornithology sounds so much like How High the Moon. You still
have to pay the estate of the composer of Ornithology a
copyright fee. I don’t know who he was or when he died but no
doubt several million jazz ancestor worshippers will e-mail in
and tell me and I’d reply that any nerd can look it up in
seconds.* *before you clever dicks start it was Charlie “the
Bird” Parker, d 1955, the bird, ornithology, Birdland the famous
New York jazz club, geddit? Did you know that they put a flock
of birds into Birdland as a decorative feature, but they all
died of smoke inhalation when a fire broke out. Laugh a minute
jazz is.

Real Books For about £35 you can buy a Real book consisting of
about 500 jazz song manuscripts with the words. This costs you
7p per song and looks like a bargain. But you’ll never play
about 450 of them in your lifetime. So it actually costs you
about 70p per usable song. Still a bargain when compared to
paying for downloaded music scripts.

Bandleaders have to buy Bb and Eb versions of Real books because
you can never expect alto sax players and trumpeters to buy
their own copies.

What the sellers of Real Books don’t tell you is that the song
the band wants to play is in a different copy of the Real Book -
one you don’t own.

No, I’m not going to tell you how to get an illegal copy of half
a dozen different Real Books downloaded to your hard drive. But
you can.

Playing by ear You are not supposed to do it. This is what the
old great jazz players used to do because there was no jazz
music theory then. But how can you build a world of jazz music
education if people just pop off and play by ear? As a trained
jazz musician you are supposed to know what you are doing and
why at any time. This of course is absolutely impossible and all
professionals end up playing by ear themselves. Afterwards
they’ll tell you what they probably did in theoretical terms,
but will be unable to reproduce it. “I was using D7 over C
major, I think” they’ll bluff.

You can tell when the pianist is at his wits end and is playing
by ear. He will drop the left hand out and just play with the
right hand. This means he does not know where he is in the song
and hopes the drummer will give a big flourish at the end of the
section. He is too worried to listen to the bass as he should.

Abstracted with permission from www.jazzenthusiasts.com


30.09.2007. | Categories: The Music Way | Comments Off

By Flemming Andersen

When you are preparing for a move, you will find that there are a lot of details that have to be taken care of. You will have a lot of preparations to handle for the big day and it will take a lot of time for one or two people to handle. Most people find it a lot easier to hire movers to take care of all these things for them. Movers can make it a lot less stressful for everyone involved.

Movers can usually be found in most areas. In some companies, they will provide different services. There are some movers that do more and others that only provide minimal services. You will need to decide what you are looking for in the moving company that you hire. Think about all the things that you are going to need done and what you are going to be willing to pay for.

Some moving companies only provide the transportation part of the move. This means that you will have to do all the packing and the wrapping. For some of the companies, you will even have to load the boxes and packages up on the truck. This may not be what a lot of people want in their moving company. They may expect the movers that they hire to do all the work for them in order to make their life easier.

If this is the case, you should look for movers that provide all the services of moving. This will include the wrapping of items, boxing them up, loading and unloading the truck and driving to the new location. A lot of people want this full service in their moving companies. For this service, however, you are going to have to pay more for the cost. In the long run, it is usually worth the expense.

Most movers will even go the extra mile to pack one room at a time and then they will label them and put them in the rooms that they belong in the new house. This great time saving step will help a lot of people with the unpacking in the new home. When you know what is in each box and where it goes, you will save a lot of time and work in the end.

Some movers even have storage units available for the customer to store their unwanted items. This great feature will be a big help in most moves. This step will let you store the items that you do not want or cannot use in the new home. You will not have the bother of trying to find room for them. The items will be safely packed away in a storage container until you want them. This will also cost extra, but it again is worth the cost when it comes to making things a lot easier for your move.

For more info visit: http://www.find-movers.org/

About the Author
To find the best movers for you, the author provides a detailed website with info and resources for your next move.


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I went for a glorious walk in the woods near my house today. Interestingly, I have lived in this neighborhood for over 20 years, but it was just a few months ago that I discovered this fabulous treasure right outside my door.

I’ve always enjoyed the paved walking trails that crisscross through my neighborhood’s greenbelt. Often I saw mountain bikers emerging from the woods, and I wondered about the trails back there. But since I didn’t know where the trails led, I never went into those woods. After all, I might get lost. A mountain biker might run me over. It might not be safe. So I stuck to the paved trails and thoroughly enjoyed myself.

But a few months ago my friend Deborah, who I walk with most every week, suggested we go on one of the off-road trails. She and her husband had spent many hours exploring those trails, so she felt confident she could get us out alive. So we plunged into the woods and I discovered what I had been missing all those years. To my surprise, I found 16 miles of cleared trails winding through dense woods, past occasional creeks and small waterfalls.

I loved it! I enjoyed walking on the varied terrain, watching out for rocks and tree roots, climbing up and down small inclines. It felt like an adventure, like I had traveled to a distant state park rather than my own backyard.

I told Deborah I would probably only go in the woods when we were walking together, as I still felt unsure about where the different trails led. But it wasn’t long before the woods called me, and I took a trail walk on my own.

Now I go on walks through the woods frequently. Once I got a taste of how nice it was, I was willing to risk getting lost (which I never have) for the joy of being in the peace and quiet of nature. To think, those lovely wooded trails were waiting for me all those years, just a stone’s throw from my house. Although I knew the trails were there, I didn’t think they applied to me or appealed to me. But I was wrong.

It’s good to be content with what you have, but each of us is destined for more. For twenty years I thoroughly enjoyed walking on the paved trails in my neighborhood, but it’s been a huge bonus to discover the miles of undiscovered off-road trails as well.

What unrecognized blessings are “hiding” in plain sight in your life? What talents are lying dormant in you? Take a look around and see where you might be selling yourself short in life. Step up to the plate, take a risk, and you just might find a new level of peace and happiness beyond your wildest dreams.

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Karen Wheeler Hall is the author of Illumination – Inspiring Stories about Finding the Silver Lining, available from http://www.KarenWheelerHall.com/, on-line bookstores, and through major bookstores nationwide. Karen is a Registered Dietitian who has worked for over 20 years supporting Texans with mental retardation and mental illness. Read a sample story from the book at http://www.KarenWheelerHall.com.


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Have you heard of website optimization ? If you are building a website or have a new one and you have never heard of it, then you had better take note, because if you want to climb the ladder on the search engines it is something you need to learn about.
Website optimization means optimising your website so the search engine spiders will love it.

If you have not already done so, then you need to choose a domain name that will compliment your website. For instance if you are building a business website then choose something to do with business. Think up a few as you due to all the millions of websites out there you might have to put in four or five before it is accepted.

Next decide what keywords you are going to use, these need to be in your title and spread lightly throughout your index page. you will also put your keywords into your meta tags and description. The meta tags go into the header of your website, if you are unsure how meta tags should look just go to a website in the searches and click on view on your pc, then click on source. This will show you the HTML of that website, scroll to the top of the page and between the and you will see the meta tags.
Links are an important part of optimization. When the spider finds loads of links from other websites to yours then you will see your pr going up.When you ask another webmaster for a reciprocal link, never demand, always ask in a nice polite way, and always make sure their link is on your website before you ask. If they don’t reply in one month then you can easily delete it. An easy way to remember who has linked to you is to place a star in front of, it, or make your link page into two sections, as they reply with a link then you can move their link up to the top section.
Finally try your hand at writing articles, you may think you will be hopeless at it, but once you start it is surprising what you will come up with, every one has interests of some kind, just write as if you telling someone about it an article will appear like a miracle.

Now when your website is finished and you have completed all the tasks set, don’t sit back and think hurray that’s all done, because you are just at the beginning. If you really want to reach the top of those searches then spend at least an hour a day adding new content to your website, your pages will mount up and so will your PR.

With in six to nine months you should reach the top twenty if you have done a good job.

EzineArticles Expert Author Sylvia White

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30.09.2007. | Categories: Great Search Engine Optimization Tips | Comments Off

Imagine that you are going into a lender’s office prepared to
apply for and receive a loan. You know what your credit scores
are and you even got one score from each of the three major
credit bureaus: Equifax. Experian, and TransUnion. You are
shocked when your loan is denied, or maybe you were approved,
but the interest rate is much higher than you anticipated. How
can that be you say? My credit score is good, I know I checked.
Maybe it’s not as good as you think. It all depends on there you
got it and what kind of credit score it is.

The fact is there are several different credit scoring methods.
Credit scores calculated from the same credit reports can differ
substantially from credit scoring method to credit scoring
method. So how can you ever know what your credit score really
is? Well, luckily, 75% percent of lenders use FICO scores
exclusively and you can purchase FICO scores yourself–you just
have to know where to go. ( HREF=http://www.myfico.com rel="nofollow">http://www.myfico.com)

FICO credit scoring is a numeric method of scoring your credit
worthiness developed by Fair Isaac and Company. Your credit
score is a number between 300 and 850 that tells creditors how
likely you are to pay your bills. The higher the number, the
better it looks to potential lenders and creditors.

The three major credit bureaus each have their own version of
the FICO score: 1Equifax uses the Beacon system, 2TransUnion
uses the Empirica system, and 3Experian uses the Experian/Fair
Isaac system. Despite each credit bureaus’ use of their own
versions, all systems are based the original Fair Isaac FICO
scoring method, so each credit score calculated with these
systems are generally called FICO scores. However, although most
lenders do use FICO scoring, some lenders may have their own
scoring methods.

Adding to the confusion is the credit bureaus themselves.
Recently, Experian revealed that the national average credit
score of its consumers is 678. This is very misleading to the
average consumer. When you buy your credit report and score
directly from Experians website, you are getting what they call
the “PLUS Score,” which is NOT a FICO score, and is NOT used by
lenders anywhere. (Equifax is the exception–you can buy your
FICO score directly from them at their website; however, the
only place to get all three scores together is at HREF=http://www.myfico.com rel="nofollow">http://www.myfico.com.) The 678
PLUS Score reported by Experian is actually the average of
consumers’ PLUS Scores, not their FICO Scores.

It can be clearly seen that the PLUS Score (and all Non-FICO
scores) are useless. Not only that, but such hype misleads
consumers into purchasing their PLUS Score thinking that they
are getting the same credit score that their lender will use.
Non-FICO scores are worthless not matter what the credit bureaus
or any website selling non-FICO scores claim. Even a few points
difference in your credit score can mean confronting the reality
of the loss of thousands of dollars out of your pocket–a loss
that you probably didn’t plan for. The next time you want the
most accurate credit score available, do yourself a favor and
get the industry standard: the FICO credit score.


30.09.2007. | Categories: Finance Matters | Comments Off